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C'mon everybody and get out yer hands
'Cause I know you wanna touch my Big Cans
It ain't no easy job haulin' them around
'Specially when yer the f**kin' hottest chick in town
Big Cans, Big Cans,Big Cans, Big Cans
Every boy wants to c*m in my bra
Well f**k, they don't even pay attention to my crotch
It used to bum me out when Id look at the ground
And all I could see were my two meat mounds
Big Cans, Big Cans, Big Cans Big Cans
F**k this, man, I'm gunna turn the tables
I'm gunna lose that dumb-a*s bimbo label
But now men in my path they stop and cower
'Cause they don't wanna mess with my big bo*by power!
Big Cans, Big Cans, Big Cans, Big Cans...

Whatever Jonny Wants

Whatever Jonny wants, Jonny gets...
Ice cream cones, doggy bones, a girl who's true and always phones,
Candy bars, racy cars, ice cold beer, a girl
from mars.
Whatever Jonny wants, Jonny gets...
Somethin' sweet, a piece of meat, it's always
such a treat.
Cop a buzz, purple fuzz. He can have it just
because...
Whatever Jonny wants, Jonny gets...
Brand new sticks, magic tricks; he will do it just
for kicks.
Kangaroo, Super Glue; stick with me my baby
blue.
Whatever Jonny wants, Jonny gets
Whatever Jonny wants, Jonny gets
Whatever Jonny wants, Jonny gets
Whatever Jonny wants... Bernard Goetz!!!

The Vibrator Song

Does it come with batteries or do you plug it in?
You know my mama told me a vibrator's a sin.
I can always justify the things I choose to do,
But what would mama say if mama only knew?
Is mechanical sex as evil as they say?
I only know I can't get off in any other way.
And I think that both my parents would almost
died
If they knew that just last night I had a plastic
c**k inside...
I've got one that's adjustable; they call it
multi-speed--
I guess it's to decide the badness of my deed.
The dial starts at slow but I always make it fast
'Cause that's the only way I'll have an orgasm
at last.
Will mechanical sex make me lose my mind?
I might grow hair upon my palms or maybe I'll
go blind.
And I think that both my parents would disown me in no time
If they ever would discover that I commit this
evil crime.
I know I'm being sinful but it feels so nice,
And I don't have to worry about V.D. or pubic
lice.
I always tell myself I'll never use my toy again
But it saves me all the hastles of dealing with
men.
Ma would be disgusted if she know the things I
did
But I don't need protection 'cause I'll never
have a kid.
And I don't have to worry about the headtrips
and the pain.
Who cares if I go crazy -- I'm already insane!
Does it c*m with batteries or do you plug it in?
You know my mama told me a vibrator's a sin.
I can always justify my choice to masterbate
And I don't gotta worry if I never have a date.
Is mechanical sex as easy as they say?
I only know I can't get off in any other way.
I can always justify the things I decide.
Oh, I'm so glad that my sex life has become...
electrified.

My Old Man Boss

My old man boss he saw me p*e.
He saw me wipe my number three
I hope he didn't see my tampon
I didn't have my underwear on
That f**ker peeked in through the window
I gave him a big, red, bloody crotch show!
Oh man, he saw me pull my rip cord
That's some smelly s**t you just can't ignore
Now that he knows my walls are clean
And that he knows just how I p*e
I hope that drained his one inch platter
When he saw my expelled menstrual matter!!!

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The world is your oyster and I am just gonna sit there and cry. Lo! Now I know what I'm gonna do. Ladies, I've got some things . .. . This one is for Jean-Luc Goddard, the Master of French New Wave cinema

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Album Lyrics

Lyrics to 1992 Single on Hell Yeah Records

Big Cans

Whatever Jonny Wants

The Vibrator Song

My Old Man Boss

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